Fuck the Jehovah's Witnesses

I have been wanting to complain about these assholes for a long time, but I have reached my boiling point.  My Dad was an inactive JW for a long time, but over the last year and change he’s been back into it and every time I see him he beats my head in like a fucking hammer. 

Why is it that you can’t just go join the religion if you so choose, these are the only assholes knocking on your fucking door early Sunday mornings passing the word.  Give me a break! 

But that’s not what drove me here.  Let me give you a little story:  My Dad has been afraid of his own shadow for my whole life.  When my mom bought me a toy monster for Christmas one year he threw it away.  So to scare him even more I went outside in the garbage can, got it back and while they were sleep I sat it on the kitchen counter........Funny!  He thought it was “possessed” and threw it away again. 

Okay so he’s scared of everything.  I watch True Blood on HBO.  If you don’t know what that is its weekly series about vampires trying to live amongst humans.  Anyway, this fucking guy comes to MY house, sees a vamp on MY tv and turns it off.  What balls he has right?!!!!  That was two weeks ago.  Today he comes to my house.  I was watching HBO and they were in between shows so what do you get?.....commercials right? 

So there’s a commercial on for True Blood.  I get this 20 minute fucking speech on how he doesn’t want me to watch that show anymore.  I love my Dad but capital FUCK YOU BUDDY!!!  I’m 32 years old, with my own job, my own car, my own house.  You come into my shit telling me what to do!!!! 

My mom’s side of the family is baptist and I don’t get any problems from them.  What the fuck!!!! 

Not to mention the fact that I don’t believe in any God or Devil or Allah or Jehovah or any other “creator” the different cults, I mean religions worship.  Its all bullshit. 

Just because I like horror flicks doesn’t make me a fucking devil worshipper!  After all how can I worship a devil I don’t believe in?